WHUT.

Seriously, who bans dictionaries from school? Just because one kid looked up "oral sex"? Are we going backwards in progress here? It's the twentieth first century and it's America, for fuck's sake. He was going to find out what oral sex was with or without that dictionary. It's inevitable ( Read more... )

Here, let me sum up Glee for you based on what I've gathered from viewers:

It's basically a show about all the things everybody hated about high school.

Yeah, uh. No thanks. There are better things to watch.

(Also, while most of the music's been pretty good, this mash-up of Bon Jovi's It's My Life and Usher's Confessions is LOLariously horrible ( Read more... )

there was the biggest ass spider on the ceiling over my head.

oh gawwwwwwwwd.

I had to move into a different room because I'm too short to catch it and put it outside. DX

I just discovered what a human botfly is and OH GAAAAAWWWWD.

*gets into a fetal position and stays there*

Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" to become live-action musical movie?

All I got to say to this is WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING LEAVE THIS MOVIE ALONE.

And there's a spider/little black bug/a heartless!!11one on my ceiling. Not again.